SpinnerBait_Nut
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An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years.<br />He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,<br />horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly<br />shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.<br />One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he<br />hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.<br />As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing <br />with glee. <br />As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women<br />skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and<br />they all went to the deep end of the pond.<br />One of the women shouted to him, We're not coming out until you leave!" 
<br />The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you <br />ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. <br />I only came to feed the alligator." <br />Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill...
<br />The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you <br />ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. <br />I only came to feed the alligator." <br />Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill... 
