Shyness or Inadequacy?

BoatBuoy

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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?<br /><br /> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?<br /><br /> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or <br /> pharmacist about Tequila®.<br /><br /> Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident <br /> about yourself and your actions.<br /><br /> Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the <br /> world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.<br /><br /> You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and <br /> with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that <br /> prevent you from living the life you want to live.<br /><br /> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will <br /> discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start <br /> living, with Tequila®.<br /><br /> Tequila® may not be right for everyone.<br /><br /> Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, <br /> women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to <br /> try it.<br /><br /> Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, <br /> erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of <br /> money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, <br /> headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and <br /> play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked <br /> Twister.<br /><br /> Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind
 
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Re: Shyness or Inadequacy?

Put another log on the fire. Boil me up some bacon and bean... oops, wrong thread.
 

JB

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Re: Shyness or Inadequacy?

Wrong.<br /><br />Alcohol in excess does not change people. It merely reveals the character they normally suppress. Usually the revealed character is a jerk.
 

bootle

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Re: Shyness or Inadequacy?

BB, I'm so sorry that you drank the water down in Mexico ;)
 

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Re: Shyness or Inadequacy?

Had a buddy every time he was “over served” his wife said he turned into an A$$ Whole. Out at the Mall one day found a hat that read "Instant A$$ whole: Just add Alcohol!! Needless to say it was a huge hit.<br /><br />Alcohol: The wonder drug, makes ya see double and think single!!! :D :D
 

LadyFish

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Re: Shyness or Inadequacy?

All I know is tequila really does makes your clothes fall off. :eek:
 
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