SpinnerBait_Nut
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An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup<br />and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.<br /> <br />"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen<br />year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!<br />What do you think about that?"<br /> <br />The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,<br />"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid<br />hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went<br />out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his<br />umbrella instead of his gun."<br /> <br />The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and<br />suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He<br />raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and<br />squeezed the handle."<br /> <br />"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.<br /> <br />Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."<br /> <br />The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front<br />of him!"<br /> <br />"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone<br />else must have shot that bear."<br /> <br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
