Dave Abrahamson
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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. <br /><br />"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." <br /><br />"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents<br /><br />because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her. <br /><br />"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" <br />My wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special." <br /><br /><br />"How do you want your eggs?" 
