SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Picking Lemons"<br /> <br />The woman applying for a job in a Florida<br />lemon grove seemed way too qualified for<br />the job.<br /> <br />"Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you<br />any actual experience in picking lemons?"<br /> <br />"Well... as a matter if fact, Yes !" she replied.<br />"I've been divorced three times."<br />____________________________________________<br />"Something In Common"<br /> <br />"You and your husband don't seem to have<br />an awful lot in common," said the new<br />tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you<br />get married?"<br /> <br />"I suppose it was the old business of<br />'opposites attract'," was the reply. "He<br />wasn't pregnant and I was."<br />_____________________________________________<br />"Missing Person"<br /> <br />A wife went to the police station with her<br />next-door neighbor to report her husband<br />was missing. The policeman asked for<br />a description.<br /> <br />She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had<br />dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build,<br />weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and<br />is good to the children."<br /> <br />The next-door neighbor protested, "Your<br />husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald,<br />has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."<br /> <br />The wife replied, "Yeah, but who wants<br />HIM back?"<br />_________________________________________<br />Have a good weekend everyone.
