heycods
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>A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some<br />>Cyanide.<br />>The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"<br />><br />>The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.<br />><br />>The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy - I can't<br />>give you cyanide to kill your husband!<br />><br />>That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us<br />>in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!<br />><br />>Absolutely not; you CANNOT have any cyanide!"<br />><br />>The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband<br />>in bed with the pharmacist's wife.<br />><br />>The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,<br />><br />>"Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
