rudeafrican
Petty Officer 1st Class
- Joined
- Oct 29, 2002
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I found this joke on one of my biking forums, I'm sure you'll appreciate it.... 
<br /><br />The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the entire length <br />looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, <br />middle-aged, French woman's poodle <br /><br />The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" <br /><br />The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, <br /><br />"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." <br /><br />The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under <br />that dog. <br /><br />"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." <br /><br />She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" <br /><br />This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, <br />tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone <br />must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!" <br /><br />An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, <br /><br />"Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. <br />You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side <br />of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong b1tch out the window
<br /><br />The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the entire length <br />looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, <br />middle-aged, French woman's poodle <br /><br />The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" <br /><br />The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, <br /><br />"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." <br /><br />The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under <br />that dog. <br /><br />"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." <br /><br />She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" <br /><br />This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, <br />tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone <br />must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!" <br /><br />An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, <br /><br />"Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. <br />You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side <br />of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong b1tch out the window
