Robotic Barber

aspeck

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A popular Des Moines Barber shop had a new robotic barber installed.<br /> <br />A fellow came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair it asked him, "What's your IQ?"<br /><br />The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and said, "This is really cool."<br /><br />Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it began the haircut, "What's your IQ?"<br /><br />The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."<br /><br />Later on, a third guy came in to the barber shop. As with the others, the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?"<br /><br />The man replied, "70."<br /> <br />The robot then said, "So, I understand you Democrats are really excited about Hilary running for president?"<br /><br /><br />Sorry - couldn't resist! :D ;) :p
 

JamesCoste

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Re: Robotic Barber

That's a good one. I've heard the punch line a little different.<br /><br />The robot then said, "So, how about those Auburn Tigers."
 

Chief101

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Re: Robotic Barber

Out here the robot would have said, "Did you get your elk?" ;)
 
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