SpinnerBait_Nut
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Approaching eighty-five years of age, Mrs. Harris finally<br />decided it was time to give up her apartment in New York<br />and move to Miami. She was given the name of a Florida<br />realtor, who enthusiastically drove her all over Miami,<br />extolling the virtues of every apartment they looked at.<br /> <br />"And this one, what a steal," he rhapsodized, "the investment<br />of a lifetime. Why, in ten years it's gonna be worth three times . . ."<br /> <br />"Sonny," interrupted Mrs. Harris, "at my age I don't even buy<br />green bananas."
