Relationships are hard!!!!!

[KeltonKrew]

It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your girlfrien (or for our female members) boyfriend, wants to leave you, they should give you 2 weeks notice, There should be severance pay, and the day before they leave you they should have to find you a temp!

 

[Reel Poor]

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In todays world, "Temps" are the only way to go anyway. <br /><br />Lifes a biotch, then bad $#!+ happens. <br /><br />This to shall pass when the right Temp comes along.

 

[KaGee]

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Say your mate had "A LOT" of seniority... aren't you entitled to two temps?? Ya know, lack of experience and all..... <br /><br />

 

[deputydawg]

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I also think marriage liscenses should be renewable with a test just like drivers licenses.<br /><br />Like the temp idea, but most temps just don't really know what they are doing.

 

[RC]

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I guess it would depend on which temp service you use. Maybe there should be a place you could go and they would all line up so you could pick one....

 

[Sagabu]

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The Bunny Ranch in Nevada. I wonder if there is a lake near by ???

 

[matthews_jim]

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Some places use temps to avoid having to paid benefits (health care, retirement, payroll taxes). It’s almost like items needed to produce a product, but is not part of the deliverable product. Some hire temps that have a very special job skill, but they don’t need that skill full time (plumber, electrician, tax accountant, or doctor). Yes, I agree, there are temps that don’t have it all together, but some are very skilled and you don’t have to have them around except when you REALLY need them.<br /><br />Addressing the topic: Rent-a-date!

 

[rwise]

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temps, what a concept and if they don't don't work out you don't need a reason to get rid of them just call and get a replacement or 3!

 

[Limited-Time]

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You could use different temps for different jobs. Say ya need to look good for an office function, use a class A temp services. Need someone to serve you and the boys during your weekly poker game? Less skilled labor will work, he11 get one for each of ya. Say your have'n trouble getting your Johnson to crank on a cold morning no problem, you could call in a specialist. Think of the possibilities!!

 

[fireman57]

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It should cost $20,000 to get married (not counting the actual cost of the wedding and reception) and nothing to get divoriced. Might make people think twice.

 

[kenimpzoom]

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Yall need to visit Thailand, they have a large supply of temps.<br /><br />Ken

 

[rwise]

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Yea, but can they cook,,, American food? Tie would get old after a while.

 

[kenimpzoom]

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Actually, speaking from experience, my wife can cook good American food. But she had already taken cooking in trade school.<br /><br />I am not a big fan of Thai food either, guess I didnt marry her for that. <br /><br />Ken

 

[alden135]

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Originally posted by fireman57:<br /> It should cost $20,000 to get married (not counting the actual cost of the wedding and reception) and nothing to get divoriced.

Ya, like the divorce lawyers would ever let that happen.

 

[DJ]

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This is the web we've woven.<br /><br />Get trapped, don't complain.