-------Original Message-------<br /><br /> <br /><br />From: Bill Maxwell<br /><br />Date: 07/09/05 11:29:54<br /><br />To: Cathy Williams; Rod & Cathy Ross; Brenda Stamps; Wayne & Celia May; Mickie Lee; Beverly Weidenburner<br /><br />Subject: RedNeck Vacation<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />Vacation......<br /><br />Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.<br /><br />The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.<br /><br />Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.<br /><br />Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.<br /><br />Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."<br /><br />Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"<br /><br />Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."