LadyFish
Admiral
- Joined
- Mar 18, 2003
- Messages
- 6,894
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods<br /><br />BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern<br /><br />BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick<br /><br />BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro<br /><br />CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps<br /><br />CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in<br /><br />TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker<br /><br />CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited<br /><br />DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers<br /><br />DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer<br /><br />FAX - What you lie about to the IRS<br /><br />HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking<br /><br />HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos<br /><br />INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair<br /><br />KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere<br /><br />MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food<br /><br />MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers<br /><br />MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall<br /><br />MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live<br /><br />NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line<br /><br />ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test<br /><br />ROM - Where the pope lives<br /><br />SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch<br /><br />SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast<br /><br />SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year<br /><br />SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear <br /><br /> 
