dolluper
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I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW<br />DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.<br /><br />SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME<br />NAME<br />HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE<br />SAME<br />GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??<br /><br />UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS<br />BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO<br />HAVE<br />BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMMM ...OR COULD HE???<br /><br />AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK<br />HIGH<br />SCHOOL.<br /><br />"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.<br /><br />"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.<br />HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"<br /><br />"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.<br />HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.<br /><br />THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-B ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
<br />I'm sending that one to my wife!
