dolluper
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Here's some<br />Actual Quotes from Federal employees' performance <br />evaluations: <br /><br /><br />"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and <br />has started to dig." <br /><br />"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of <br />morbid curiosity." <br /><br />"Works well when under constant supervision and when <br />cornered like a rat in a trap." <br /><br />"This young lady has delusions of adequacy." <br /><br />"She sets low personal standards and then consistently <br />fails to achieve them." <br /><br />"This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, <br />the better." <br /><br />"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an <br />idiot." <br /><br /><br />Actual Quotes from military Officer Efficiency Reports <br />(OERs): <br /><br />"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer." <br /><br />"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold <br />it all together." <br /><br />"A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary <br />ignoramus." <br /><br />"A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued <br />on." <br /><br />"A prime candidate for natural de-selection." <br /><br />"One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests." <br /><br />"Fell out of the family tree." <br /><br />"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train <br />isn't coming." <br /><br />"Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out <br />looking for it." <br /><br />"He's so dense, light bends around him." <br /><br />"If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get <br />change." <br /><br />"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the <br />ocean." <br /><br />"It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other <br />sperm." <br /><br />"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only <br />gargled." <br /><br />"
