heycods
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Professional Quiz<br />><br />> >> >The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and<br />> >> >will tell you whether you are qualified to be a<br />> >> >professional. Scroll down for each answer. The<br />> >> >questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll<br />> >> >down UNTIL you have answered the question!<br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> >1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?<br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> >The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in<br />> >> >the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests<br />> >> >whether you tend to do simple things in an overly<br />> >> >complicated way.<br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> >2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?<br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> >Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the<br />> >> >elephant,and close the refrigerator?<br />> >> ><br />> >> >Wrong Answer.<br />> >> ><br />> >> >Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the<br />> >> >giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This<br />> >> >tests your ability to think through the repercussions<br />> >> >of your previous actions.<br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> >3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All<br />> >> >the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not<br />> >> >attend?<br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> >Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the<br />> >> >refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests<br />> >> >your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the<br />> >> >first three questions correctly, you still have one<br />> >> >more chance to show your true abilities.<br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> >4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by<br />> >> >crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you<br />> >> >manage it?<br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> ><br />> >> >Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim<br />> >> >across. Have you not been listening? All the<br />> >> >crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This<br />> >> >tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.<br />> >> ><br />> >> >According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90%<br />> >> >of the professionals they tested got all questions<br />> >> >wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct<br />> >> >answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively<br />> >> >disproves the theory that most professionals have the<br />> >> >brains of a four-year-old.<br />> >> ><br />>
