Q How do you get a Blond out of a tree?<br /><br />A You wave at her.<br /><br />Q What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?<br /><br />A They are both empty from the neck up.<br /><br />Q Why do Blonds have tire tracks on thier backs?<br /><br />A From crawling across the street when the sign says "Dont Walk"<br /><br />Q How do you make a blonds eyes twinkle?<br /><br />A Shine a flashlight in her ears.