Mr.Ladyfish
Master Chief Petty Officer
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- Nov 28, 2003
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A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"<br /><br />The husband said, "Great, ...why are you so happy?" <br /><br />"I'm pregnant!" she shouted. <br /><br />He said, "That's wonderful! Oh, baby, I couldn't be happier!" <br /><br />Then, she said, "Oh, Honey, wait, there's more!" <br /><br />He asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" <br /><br />She said, "Well, we aren't having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS! <br /><br />Amazed, he asked her how she knew. <br /><br />She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack Home Pregnancy Test kit -- and BOTH tests came out positive!"
HEEE!!!! HEEE!!!!