SpinnerBait_Nut
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A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, "Hallelujah!"<br /><br />The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!"<br /><br />The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.<br /><br />"Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.<br /><br />"This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah" he rode off, very proud of his new purchase.<br /><br />The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.<br /><br />"Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going.<br /><br />"Oh, no..."<br /><br />"Bible...Church!...Please! Stop!!," shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.<br /><br />Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer..."Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN."<br /><br />The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"HALLELUJAH!" shouted the man. 
