Police find a one horsepower car

[stan_deezy]

Police patrol officers who stopped a Mini Metro believed to have been involved in a road accident found a Shetland pony on the back seat. <br /><br />BBC: story here <br /><br />Norfolk (England)<br /><br />For those that don't know a Mini Metro is almost micro-car sized: not sure if they ever reached America, but they weren't much bigger than the original Mini (not the BMW clone!)<br /><br />Norfolk: a county where Father's Day cards have a distribution list attached.<br />Birth certificates in the county have a multi-choice tick box section under "Father's Name"<br /><br />

 

[Haut Medoc]

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Thank God that sort of thing doesn't go on in Cornwall... ....JK

 

[stan_deezy]

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Originally posted by Haut Medoc:<br /> Thank God that sort of thing doesn't go on in Cornwall... ....JK

In Cornwall they eat the horses wrapped in pastry and they call them Pasties (or Oggies) <br /><br />Bloomin' Turnip Heads live in Cornwall

 

[Haut Medoc]

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What's up with the Cornish?<br />When ever I talk to an Englishman they roll there eyes....

 

[stan_deezy]

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Originally posted by Haut Medoc:<br /> What's up with the Cornish?<br />

They can be summed in few words........<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"Very limited gene pool"<br /><br /> <br /><br />Oooh Argh

 

[heycods]

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Originally posted by Stan_Deezy:<br />

Originally posted by Haut Medoc:<br /> What's up with the Cornish?<br />

They can be summed in few words........<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"Very limited gene pool"<br /><br /> <br /><br />Oooh Argh

Gee Stan sounds like you need to go help them establish some new blood lines

 

[scrapper]

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Originally posted by heycods:<br />

Originally posted by Stan_Deezy:<br />

Originally posted by Haut Medoc:<br /> What's up with the Cornish?<br />

They can be summed in few words........<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br /><br />"Very limited gene pool"<br /><br /> <br /><br />Oooh Argh

Gee Stan sounds like you need to go help them establish some new blood lines

Yep I agree , Might have send in that SIL of yours!

 

[stan_deezy]

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Scrapper my SIL is just waiting to get her animal export licence and (the bit we are most worried about) her Mad Cow Disease certificate (she's failed twice already) and then she is going on "big silver bird in sky" to get down an' cozy with Heycods

 

[Limited-Time]

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Originally posted by Stan_Deezy:<br /> Scrapper my SIL is just waiting to get her animal export licence and (the bit we are most worried about) her Mad Cow Disease certificate (she's failed twice already) and then she is going on "big silver bird in sky" to get down an' cozy with Heycods

Dang.................some guys have all the luck heycods, u-da-man