SlowlySinking
Master Chief Petty Officer
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- Oct 31, 2002
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A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T". Examples are as follows:<br /><br /><br />Tuesday<br /><br /><br />Thursday<br /><br /><br />Thanksgiving<br /><br /><br />Today<br /><br /><br />Tomorrow<br /><br /><br />Thaturday<br /><br /><br />Thunday<br /><br /><br />Thisaday<br /><br /><br />Thataday<br /><br /><br />-------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><br />A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:<br /><br /><br />5% said it was to get a glass of water<br /><br /><br />12% said it was to go to the toilet<br /><br /><br />83% said it was to go home<br /><br /><br />Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?<br /><br /><br />A) Nudity<br /><br /><br />Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?<br /><br /><br />A) About 45 lbs<br /><br /><br />Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?<br /><br /><br />(A) About 45 minutes<br /><br /><br />(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"<br /><br /><br />(A) Through his chest with a pointed stick,<br /><br /><br />Ouch,,,,<br /><br /><br />Q) What do you call a smart blonde?<br /><br /><br />(A) A golden retriever.<br /><br /><br />(Q) What' s the difference between a Western zoo and an Asian zoo?<br /><br /><br />(A) An American Zoo has animals on both sides of the cage, if you don't think so, I guess you haven't been to the Bronx Zoo lately. <br /><br />An Asian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.<br /><br /> 
