Pointer94

roscoe

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So when do you become a father? March?

I'm trying for next August, but that means I have less than a month to find a girlfriend/wife. :)
 

rolmops

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Re: Pointer94

Roscoe,with that sort of motivation,you are sure to find some romantic starry eyed girl who is just dying to be a mother.
 

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Re: Pointer94

Sorry guys. Just trying to funny. Its going to take me a while to figure out the distance between "off color" and "gray". It seems to be a pretty fine line. BAD ANIMAL :(
 

88spl

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Re: Pointer94

Something to think about, with 400 million sperm per session, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory, good luck on quest!
 

roscoe

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Re: Pointer94

Roscoe,with that sort of motivation,you are sure to find some romantic starry eyed girl who is just dying to be a mother.

Finding a girl that craves motherhood is easy.

Finding one that I would trust to mother my children is the problem. :(
 

rolmops

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Re: Pointer94

Finding a girl that craves motherhood is easy.

Finding one that I would trust to mother my children is the problem. :(

Never worry,they have nine months to get used to the idea and by then they will totally immerse themselves in their blessing.
You on the other hand will need nine months to get used to the idea that you are a father and number 2 on the list of priorities of above mentioned starry eyed girl.
 
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