Mr.Ladyfish
Master Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Nov 28, 2003
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CONTRIBUTION REQUEST:<br /><br />Dear Friends and Relatives:<br /><br />We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Bill Clinton.<br /><br />We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.<br /><br />We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be<br />placed.<br /><br />It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth,<br />since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.<br /><br />We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when<br />he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.<br /><br />If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.<br /><br />Thank you.<br />Bill Clinton Monument Committee<br />P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
