Re: Permission to Speak Freely
Merry Christmas From the Family-Robert Earl Keen<br /><br />Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk<br />At our Christmas party<br />We were drinkin' champagne punch<br />And homemade eggnog<br />Little sister brought her new boyfriend<br />He was a Mexican<br />We didn't know what to think of him<br />Til he sang Feliz Navidad<br />Feliz Navidad<br /><br />Brother Ken brought his kids with him<br />The three from his first wife Lynn<br />And the two identical twins<br />From his second wife Mary Nell<br />Of course he brought his new wife Kaye<br />Who talks all about AA<br />Chain smokin' while the stereo plays<br />Noel, Noel, The first Noel<br /><br />Carve the turkey turn the ball game on<br />Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone<br />Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store<br />We need some ice and an extension cord<br />A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite<br />A box of pampers , some Marlboro Lights<br />Hallelujah everybody say cheese<br />Merry Christmas from the family<br /><br />Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen<br />I can't remember how I'm kin to them<br />But when they tried to plug their motor home in<br />They blew our christmas lights<br />Cousin David knew just what went wrong<br />So we all waited on our front lawn<br />He threw the breaker and the lights came on<br />And we sang Silent Night<br />Oh Silent Night o' holy night <br /><br />Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on<br />Mix Bloody Marys cause we all want one<br />Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go<br />We need some celery and a can of fake snow<br />A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite<br />A box of midol, some Salem Lights<br />Hallelujah everybody say cheese<br />Merry Christmas from the family
