Perfect Golf Shot

[LadyFish]

Billy stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole<br />for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.<br /><br />Finally his exasperated partner asked, "What is taking solong?"<br /><br />"My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony," Billy explained. "I want to make a perfect shot."<br /><br />"Good lord," his companion exclaimed. "You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"

 

[Boomyal]

Re: Perfect Golf Shot

Won't go there, LF!

 

[matthews_jim]

Re: Perfect Golf Shot

2 to 1 money that 'Tin Cup' can make the shoot!!!

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: Perfect Golf Shot

Tee it high and let it fly

 

[wilkin250r]

Re: Perfect Golf Shot

What in the world did he bring his wife to the clubhouse for?!? I think that is grounds for the rest of his four-some to push him into the lake at hole 6 and finish the round without him.

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: Perfect Golf Shot

Originally posted by wilkin250r:<br /> What in the world did he bring his wife to the clubhouse for?!?

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