THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN<br /><br />This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since<br />9/11/01. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan<br />><br />>what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this<br />> message. I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard<br />>of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.<br /><br />>1. THE US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their<br />>affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,<br />>Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never>"interfere" again.<br />><br />>2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with<br />>Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We<br />>would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in>the fence.<br />><br />>3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and<br />>leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder<br />>will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or<br />>where they are. France would welcome them.<br />><br />>4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90<br />>days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation<br />>would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and <br />>don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't<br />>need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.<br />><br />>5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they<br />>don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home<br />>baby.<br />><br />>6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy<br />>wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but<br />>will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The >caribou will have to cope for a while.<br />><br />>7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel<br />>for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can<br />>go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells<br />>filling up the storage sites would be enough.)<br />><br />>8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we<br />>will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds,<br />>rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them<br />>is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very<br />>little, if anything.<br />><br />>9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't<br />>need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building<br />>would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.<br />><br />>10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one<br />>can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is<br />>ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...<br />><br />>Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.<br />><br />>The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your<br />>tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's<br />>yelling, "You want a piece of me?"<br />><br />>If you agree with the above forward it to friends.<br />><br />>Amen Brother.............
