Out Before The Holidays

[levittownnick]

Out before the holidays. Be safe always:

Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by a**holes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and **** like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries about your safety.
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Passed on from my email

 

[86 century]

Re: Out Before The Holidays

Never thought of it like that.

 

[foodfisher]

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Twits tweetin

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

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This is just the State of New York I'm assuming?

 

[bassman284]

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Never thought of it like that.

Well, it's something to think about. I know sober drivers scare the crap out of me.

 

[levittownnick]

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The "oh so holy" that don't get it.

 

[JB]

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Hmmmm. That sort of thinking can support statements like, "Fatal heart attacks prevent cancer."

 

[levittownnick]

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Hmmmm. That sort of thinking can support statements like, "Fatal heart attacks prevent cancer."

How true!

 

[levittownnick]

Re: Out Before The Holidays

I’m passing this on because it worked for me today…A doctor on TV said, to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked around my house to find things that I had started & hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner ****, an telum u luvum. HAPPEE HOLY DAZE


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