KaGee
Admiral
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St. Peter arose and went to open the gates to let in all those who had passed over night. Peter got up on the wrong side of the bed that day, so feeling a bit on the grumpy side he yelled through the gates.<br /><br />"I want you to form three lines. All the women over there to my right, all the men who demonstrated the ability to control and dominate their woman, right here in front of me, and all the rest of the men over there to my left."<br /><br />He walked away and returned minutes later to find the women on his right all lined up. Men on his left all lined up but only one man lined up in front of him. Peter lost it.<br /><br />"You mean to tell me that out of all these men, only one could show the ability to control and dominate their woman? Tell us sir, tell all these wimpy men how you were able to stand in this line."<br /><br />"Well", the man answered....<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"My wife told me to!<br /> 
