One for the ladies

stan_deezy

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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the <br />woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. <br />The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three<br />wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I <br />failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you <br />wish for, your husband will get it ten times!" The woman said, "That's okay."<br />For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!<br /><br />For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the <br />world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the <br />world.And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!<br /><br />The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, <br />"I'd like a mild heart attack!"<br /><br />Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!<br /><br />Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. <br />Stop here and continue feeling good!<br />Male readers: Please scroll down.<br /><br /><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!<br /><br />Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really<br />smart!Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!<br /><br />PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to <br />show that women are nosey and never listen to good advice!!!
 

heycods

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Re: One for the ladies

Looks like one for the lil lady with the BIG stick. :D
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: One for the ladies

"Beauty"<br /> <br />Before Linda became engaged, she was<br />quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting<br />her boyfriend know it, too.<br /> <br />"A lot of men are going be totally miserable<br />when I marry," she told him.<br /> <br />"Really?" asked the boyfriend, <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"And just how many men are you intending to marry?"
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: One for the ladies

"Vanity"<br /> <br />The girl knelt in the confessional and said,<br />"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."<br /> <br />"What is it, child?"<br /> <br />"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.<br />Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror<br />and tell myself how beautiful I am."<br /> <br />The priest turned, took a good look at the<br />girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."
 

stan_deezy

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Re: One for the ladies

Originally posted by SBN:<br /> Stan, Is ladarna gach cù air a sh!tig fhèin.
Well you could be right...........pass the toilet paper I'm going in :D :D
 
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