johnson-liner
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: <br /><br />1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." <br /> <br />2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." <br /><br />3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." <br /><br />4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." <br /><br />5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." <br /> <br />6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." <br /><br />7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." <br /><br />8. Soccer commentator: "Julian ****s is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven ****s on the field." <br /> <br />9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?" <br /><br /> 