Ohio Cows

LadyFish

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The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow up in Mansfield, Ohio, for $200.00.<br /><br />They bought the cow from Ohio and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.<br /><br />They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from<br />the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.<br /><br />The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening.<br /><br />"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.<br />An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side." The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked,<br />"Did you buy this cow in Ohio?"<br />The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where<br />they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Ohio?"<br /><br />The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Ohio." :D
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: Ohio Cows

Cute joke Ladyfish :D <br /><br />Have you quit talking lately? That hot air from the south went away. Just figured you didn't have much to say lately. :) <br /><br />Hope you start talking again, the weather has turned cold and is surpose to snow 2" tonight.<br /><br />Keep on postin :D
 

LadyFish

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Re: Ohio Cows

Originally posted by SS MAYFLOAT:<br />Cute joke Ladyfish :D <br /><br />Have you quit talking lately? That hot air from the south went away.
ROTFL. :D That would be a dream come true for most peope I know.<br /><br />Truth is, I just finished a big fundraiser. So I took a couple days off to go fishing. Just needed some time to back up and regroup.
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Ohio Cows

No SS, she ain't hushed any, just turned in a different direction. Eveyone knows that if LF shut up, she would blow up. :p
 

bubbakat

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Re: Ohio Cows

Then she leaves the mad cow joke and turned it into a mad bull joke :p boy what these texcangn won't do for a snicker :D :D
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Well bubba, you know what they say about women from Texas................... :p
 

gonfishn

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Re: Ohio Cows

So true Spinner..Now if she had said sheep..well never mind..no sense in getting poofed here..Ladyfish you sure are doing alot of huffing here today..Do a little fishing and you gets frisky on us....remember what goes around comes around in twice the fashion..Headn to chat where the true Texans are...
 

Elmer Fudge

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If they were my cattle,I would consider taking them to those Ohio wooo.....woooo... caves :D <br /><br />Posted by SBN.<br /> Well bubba, you know what they say about women from Texas................... <br />--------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Now,would the answer to that be BIG HAIR?? :D
 

gonfishn

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I don't think Lady fish has been in our Wooo Wooo caves...She would just get lost and another blonde myth would be born..Stories would be told for years to come..
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Originally posted by Elmer Fudge:<br />If they were my cattle,I would consider taking them to those Ohio wooo.....woooo... caves :D <br />Now,would the answer to that be BIG HAIR?? :D
Yea EF, that's it. ;)
 
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