Officially named or not?

diezelducker

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I bought a boat, private sale. The guy says the boats name is (FUNMIESTER) I don't like it! I want to name my boat. Unsure of a name so far. The question is this was not documented or anything. No name on the boat, no name on any items keys, throw rings or anything. So just because he says it was named was it? I am very supersticious. I wasn't always but seems like if I walk under a ladder, or break a mirroror spill the salt the bad luck seems to follow. We have never called this boat by name and have (knock on wood ) not had any problems. I want your opinions so I can put this behind me and get on with the boating.
Thanks,
Dean
 

windsors03cobra

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Re: Officially named or not?

If you do not rename it you will most likely have bad luck with the boat. ;)
 

5150abf

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Re: Officially named or not?

Technically if the name was never on the boat it wasn't named so I think you are good.

All that stuff is kinda funny but why tempt fate eh?

Just have a normal naming ceramony whenever you come up with a name and you will be fine.
 

ken52

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Re: Officially named or not?

Great article from boatsafe!
 

esobofh

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Re: Officially named or not?

If it wasn't written on the boat, or in any official documentation, and you've never referred to it as "funmeister" yourself than it hasn't been named.

You have a fresh slate!
 

Rollerdave

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Re: Officially named or not?

If it wasn't written on the boat, or in any official documentation, and you've never referred to it as "funmeister" yourself than it hasn't been named.

You have a fresh slate!

I guess I'm fortunate mine didn't come with a name, I get a clean slate!

Ok, so if you DO rename "the boat formerly known as..." what kind of more suitable appellations are you considering?

RD
 

oceansbreeze

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Re: Officially named or not?

Haven't you technically referred to her already, and called her by name here in this thread?? You may as well break a mirror now! Watch out for black cats too! lol

IMHO if it's not written on her anywhere, she has a clean slate..... It's no different than my cousin who calls his car "Jude" or your wife "Honey" doesn't make it official just cause you call it such.
 

Rollerdave

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Re: Officially named or not?

Even if he has referred to the name, I haven't seen him refer to the boat by that name, and I think to the superstitious, that may be just the loophole needed to get "the boat formerly known as..." a proper name.

I grew up around the most superstitious people on earth, I am well aware of the loopholes, special outs, and other gymnastics it can put one through to get where one desires to be without the perception of having crossed any unseen lines in the figurative sand.

RD
 

rrhodes

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Re: Officially named or not?

The Christening Ceremony

Contrary to popular belief, it?s not bad luck to rename your boat if you?re the new owner, say boating name experts. But the sea has its superstitions, and it?s a lot better to be safe than sorry. For example, you want to make sure that the ?old? name is removed from everything on board, including log books and charts. If its name is painted on the hull, gently sand it away and then paint over it. If vinyl, use a hair dryer to make peeling the old name off easier, and then use acetone to get rid of every trace of glue.

Buy a bottle of the best champagne you can afford (you don?t want to offend the sea gods with the cheap stuff). Say a few words of supplication to every wind and ocean god you can find on the Internet (and don?t forget your own higher power) asking for good will, indulgence and safety for your boat. Pour an enormous libation over the bow of your boat and share the rest with any guests. If you have more than one excellent bottle of champagne, by all means wrap it in a towel and break it over your bow, but it?s a lot harder to do than it looks.

To cement the naming ceremony, tradition holds you should then take your newly christened boat out on the water. If it?s a sailboat, luff it up into the wind and drift to a complete stop, then allow it to sail backwards ? a boat-length is long enough to appease the spirits. If it?s a powerboat, some traditionalists suggest running it aground (gently, of course). The moderates claim three times on purpose will make the gods happy, while die-hards say these groundings can?t be intentional. It?s up to you.

?Becky Squires
Copyright BoatUS Magazine
March 2001
 

MushCreek

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Re: Officially named or not?

Ya want bad luck? Try re-naming your wife/girlfriend/significant other!
 

CheapboatKev

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Re: Officially named or not?

Awwwww

It's all BS..

There I said it! Let the wrath begin!:eek:
 

diezelducker

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Re: Officially named or not?

Thanks for all the help I'm gonna go for it and officially name the boat! Seeing how it was never really named by us and we are the new owners. we plan to have an official ceremony. We are going to sppeak to all the powers that be and pour some long trail blackberry wheat beer over the bow. Jump on one foot three times and unload the boat into lake champlain( with the drain plug in) and ride in three complete circles, and then pour a long trail over the side for the water gods and call it good. Only then will I enjoy the rest of the summer. Thanks everyone I've cleared it up, well in my mind anyway. Happy boating!!!
 
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