Offeratory Prayer

[aspeck]

A visiting minister during the offertory prayer: <br /> <br />"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." <br /> <br />He would have continued, but at that moment one very observant little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, <br /> <br />"Mommy, What IS butt dust?" <br /> <br />Church was pretty much over at that point ...

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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[Laddies]

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Listen to the children they are our future---Bob

 

[Link]

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ROFLOL

 

[rodbolt]

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I dont know but they sweep it off the streets of DC a lot

 

[KaGee]

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You a funny fellow Mr. Speck!

 

[cbnoodles]

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[NYMINUTE]

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[Barlow]

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<br /><br />oh yea ...that would get a good chuckle no matter where ya are!

 

[ndemge]

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My FIL came over yesterday and said that same joke.<br /><br />butt dust... guess that's from too much fiber?

 

[Bassy]

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lol

 

[90skichallenger]

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