Dunaruna
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A family decide to send their frail mother to a nursing home to live out her last days with 24/7 nursing. Wanting only the best for their mother, they choose a very well respected and expensive home.<br /><br />On the first morning, the nurses bath her, feed her a tasty breakfast and help her to very comfortable armchair by the window overlooking a beautiful garden. After a while she begins to fall to one side very slowly, 2 nurses are immediately by her side and gently prop her correctly into the chair. A few minutes later she begins to fall the other way. Once again the very attentive nurses catch her before she falls and set her straight again in the chair. As her comfort is their primary concern, they apply more pillows to help hold the frail old lady in the upright position. All is well, tragedy averted.<br /><br />The next day the family pay a visit, "So mom, how is it here? Are they treating you well?"<br /><br />"It's very nice son, very tasty meals, beautiful gardens, but for some reason.........<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />. <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />they won't let me fart".
