No Tuesday Funny yet? Here's one.

[AK_Chappy]

FUNNY SIGNS<br /><br />1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.<br /><br />2. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.<br /><br />3. OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.<br /><br />4. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.<br /><br />5. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car<br /><br />6. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)<br /><br />7. SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.<br /><br />And my personal favorite:<br />8. AD FOR AN ELECTRICAL REPAIR SHOP: We'll fix your shorts.<br /><br /> <br />AK Chappy