New Rules

[Reel Poor]

I went to the closet this morning to get a pair of pants to wear, and wouldnt ya know it, not a clean pair anywhere. Maaann, I went off. Started --tchin and rasin ell at the wife. After a few minutes of listening to me steam outloud she threw me a pair of her pants and said, "Here, put these on". I looked at her like she had lost dam her mind, and said "These are yours, I cant get into your pants!!!!" Thats when she looked at me with that look (yall know the one im talking about) and said, "And thats the way it gonna stay until your attitude gets better!!"

 

[kenimpzoom]

Re: New Rules

Funny, she messes up and its your fault and you are punished. <br /><br />BTW, the work guys know when the wife didnt do the laundry when I come to work wearing the "good" pants.<br /><br />I suggest you keep a pair on reserve.<br /><br />Ken

 

[heycods]

Re: New Rules

I wondered where my x wound up

 

[stan_deezy]

Re: New Rules

I tried the same with Ms Deezy once....just once, mind <br /><br />Came home that night and in place of dinner on the plate was a set of instruction manuals for the washing machine, tumble drier, iron, cooker, microwave oven, fridge etc etc etc<br /><br />Irony is the lowest form of wit Ms Deezy

 

[QC]

Re: New Rules

I just read this thread to Mrs. QC. Thanks for giving me an opportunity to prove that there are even lower forms of life than me. However, I am not above scoring points any way that I can . . .

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: New Rules

And QC, you have mail.

 

[stan_deezy]

Re: New Rules

Originally posted by QC:<br /> Thanks for giving me an opportunity to prove that there are even lower forms of life than me.

Ouch! That stings a bit! Sore but accurate