Never Argue with a Woman

[Mike Robinson]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.


Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')



'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.


'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'


'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. ?I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,


'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'


'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.




MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

 

[rjlipscomb]

Re: Never Argue with a Woman

Made me laugh, thanks...

 

[Kiwi Phil]

Re: Never Argue with a Woman

In that case Mike, I guess you will appreciate this:

A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Cheers
Phillip

 

[WhalerSailor]

Re: Never Argue with a Woman

HOW TRUE... How True...

 

[kenmyfam]

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Funny !!!

 

[Thad]

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I like it!
Along with never argue with a woman, my dad also told me the 5 wordsthat will make any marriage last

"You're right dear, I'm sorry"

 

[Bart Sr.]

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A woman always has the last word in an argument.

Anything a man says after her is the beginning of another argument.

 

[Bill Kilgore]

Re: Never Argue with a Woman

I have discovered, in my many years, that there are only two ways to handle women:

1. The wrong way

2. The really wrong way

 

[mphy98]

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My wife is never wrong, just ask her!! although sometimes she is a little weak on being right!!! I learned a long time ago a few phrases that have kept me married for 28 years, one is the first thing in the morning I look at her and say I'M SORRY. The second is YES DEAR.

 

[LadyFish]

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We all ain't as dumb as we look.

 

[tallcanadian]

Re: Never Argue with a Woman

Never argue with a women? 'nuff said.