SpinnerBait_Nut
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A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep<br />his chickens fenced in.<br /> <br />The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great<br />creatures, and as such they had the right to go where<br />they wanted.<br /> <br />The man was having no luck keeping the chickens<br />out of his flower beds, and he had tried everything.<br /> <br />Two weeks later, on a visit a friend noticed his flower<br />beds were doing great. The flowers were beginning<br />to bloom.<br /> <br />So the friend asked him how he managed to keep the<br />birds away. "How did you make your neighbor keep his<br />hens in his own yard?"<br /> <br />"One night I hid half a dozen eggs under a bush by my<br />flower bed, and the next day I let my neighbor see me<br />gather them. I wasn't bothered after that."
