Negative paternity test

Tyme2fish

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My french friend. Phillip (pronounced Phileep) just got the results back that he is not the father of a woman that sued him as being so.<br /> <br />He started singing, Phileep's not a dad, Phileep's not a dad.<br /><br /> :D :D
 

Bob_VT

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Re: Negative paternity test

So is this a round-a-bout way of telling us that YOU might be subjected to the next round of testing!!!! :eek: We don't hear you singing!! :rolleyes: <br /><br />Great Christmas present for Phileeeep!
 

SlowlySinking

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Re: Negative paternity test

Wow, that reminds me about a fellow who was overseas for 18 months during WW11. When he got home his wife greeted him with a 2 month old baby. Now this feller wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer so he asked his family doctor how was this possible. The doc didn't want to start WW111 so he said it was a grudge baby, "grudge baby", the feller asked, "what's that mean", the doc replied, "apparently someone had it in for you." :D
 
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