Need bad prop for 97 Mariner 25hp

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I'm looking for a totally destroyed, broken, spun, beaten, and bent prop. Needs to fit on shaft of a 25 hp Mariner, '96 or'97. It will only be used for a practical joke, so I don't want a new or servicable prop. I hope dad's heart can take it when he see it on his motor.