Listed below are some warning labels that seem to be posted on items because of an absence of common sense...<br /><br />"For external use only." -- On a curling iron. <br />"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer. <br />"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a windshield-covering dashboard sunshield. <br />"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer. <br />"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray. <br />"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set. <br />"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush. <br />"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven. <br />"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller. <br />"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for an iron. <br />"Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a kid-sized Superman costume. <br />"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a hammer. <br />"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a chainsaw. <br /><br />See what I mean? 
