Naked Canadian on the way to Austrralia

knobby

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Naked Canadian on the way to Austrralia

Reuters) -- A Canadian man, angry that he was refused a plane ticket to Australia at Los Angeles International Airport, stripped naked, sprinted across the tarmac and climbed into the wheel well of a moving jumbo jet, officials said on Wednesday.<br /><br />Pilots of the Qantas Airways flight stopped the plane. The man was coaxed out of the wheel well and arrested for trespassing, said airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles.<br /><br />"This was an extremely dangerous thing for him to do. If he had continued to cling in there with the aircraft taking off at over 200 miles (320 kph) per hour, he might have fallen out and could have been sucked up by an engine," she said.<br /><br />"If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet (9,150 metres) while wearing no clothes."<br /><br />The man, Neil Melly, 31, tried to buy a one-way ticket on the Qantas flight on Monday evening, but was turned down because he could not supply a valid credit card, Castles said.<br /><br />Later, he managed to climb over an airport fence, topped by three strands of barbed wire, without injury and was spotted by a ramp worker "running, naked, full-speed" toward the plane.<br /><br />Castles said a check by authorities found that Melly had been reported missing to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and was suffering from bi-polar disorder, a manic-depressive illness.
 

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A crazy guy not in the US :)
 

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I agree, maybe this should have been under Good News column.. :D
 

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At LAX? Where was Heather Locklear during all this?
 

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Consider that the NHL is on strike, somebody up north had to stir it up a bit. Hey. jtexas, I know where Heather ought to be.
 

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Well, I guess he sure showed them didn't he?
 

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Oh, didn't realize he was going from Canada to LAX... that explains it, he was going home to all the other people like him in LA, if this had happened in LA nobody wouldn't have even noticed.
 

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I think that's a polar disorder and a manaic disease.
 

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Originally posted by ndemge:<br /> Oh, didn't realize he was going from Canada to LAX... that explains it, he was going home to all the other people like him in LA, if this had happened in LA nobody wouldn't have even noticed.
It sounds like he was at LAX and was refused the ticket.
 

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Another genius. What in he** would he have done if he had been successful. Hitch a ride to Walmart, or PeeWee Hermans hangout.
 

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Just mix a Canadian with a couple brewskies and that is what you get. :D
 

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Could a been some of those good Canadian Drugs!
 

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Grandeliquent coming back from a holiday - the only way to travel.....
 

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A big THANKYOU to LAX security & Qantas staff. :rolleyes: <br /><br />Like we need more nutters down here.<br /><br />Nyminute, we don't have walmart - yet.<br /><br />Aldo
 

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Well... this is about the time that some Kiwi blokes would spot a chance to get a dig at their Aussie mates with some smart comment like....<br /><br />"If this mad Canadian had made it to Australia - he would have increased the average IQ of both countries..."<br /><br />...but I guess I'm not that kind of Kiwi :rolleyes: ;) :D :D
 

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Originally posted by 62_Kiwi:<br />[QB"If this mad Canadian had made it to Australia - he would have increased the average IQ of both countries..."<br /> :rolleyes: ;) :D :D [/QB]
HEY, I resemble that remark :p
 
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