My new answering machine message

[Tyme2fish]

Hello, you have reached the "Smith's"
Please leave your message.
We are going through major life changes at this time and if we don't return your call, you are one of the changes.
Thankyou.
8)8)

 

[JB]

Re: My new answering machine message

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[Bondo]

Re: My new answering machine message

I got a New phone,+ Answering Machine for Christmas,......


When I set it up, I was getting ready to record a message,+ decided to see what the machine brought with it,.....
I found the the usual generic "Message", was in English, Spanish,+ French.....

Ayuh,........

Call My house Now,..... You'll be greeted in Spanish,.... I don't even Know what it's Saying,....
But I Like It,.....d

It's been Baffling Friends,+ has gotten Rid of ALL of the few Telemarketers that were Still calling after I got the # listed on the "Don't Call List",........

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Mine just says, "Beam me up Scotty" after the tone.
I hear a lot of clicks as people are hanging up.:devil:

 

[technostingray]

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Mine says "Free is a four letter word"

 

[technostingray]

Re: My new answering machine message

I got a New phone,+ Answering Machine for Christmas,......


When I set it up, I was getting ready to record a message,+ decided to see what the machine brought with it,.....
I found the the usual generic "Message", was in English, Spanish,+ French.....

Ayuh,........

Call My house Now,..... You'll be greeted in Spanish,.... I don't even Know what it's Saying,....
But I Like It,.....d

It's been Baffling Friends,+ has gotten Rid of ALL of the few Telemarketers that were Still calling after I got the # listed on the "Don't Call List",........

'Sometimes it is what we don't say that says the most about us.' (anonymous)

 

[stevieray]

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I have...."it's your nickel - start talkin'...BEEEEEP"

 

[Tyme2fish]

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I have...."it's your nickel - start talkin'...BEEEEEP"

That was fine a long time ago, but I think a pay phone now costs 50 cents.!!!

 

[stevieray]

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What can I say? "Nickel" just sounds better than "fittycent"!

 

[technostingray]

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How about 'it's your half a buck.'? Oh, I believe fifty is plural.

 

[CN Spots]

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Mine just says "Hello?" pause.... beep.

It's really funny when they don't here the beep.


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