JustJason
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the time is now 5:14pm.... lets see how fast this one get's locked
My 700B plan
Have Ole george borrow 700 billion from china,
Divide it up equally between 300 million americans, and cut me a check for 2300 bucks, mine and everybody elses personal tax on this plan.
The 2300 bucks doesn't come close to covering what i lost on sirius this year because the FCC WOULDN'T EVEN VOTE.... on a merger.... for well over a year.
So i'll take my 2300 bucks, and call my friend, the crown prince of sand up my arse and ask him how many gallon of gas and home heating oil i can buy if i'm buying 2300 bucks at once. Maybe, because i'm buying in bulk I can get me a nice 10% off.... You know, like a doorbuster sale price at Sears.
Then i'll still have to figure out how to heat my house and drive my car because even at 10% off, i'm still going to come up way short. And oh yeah, 1 owe my first monthly installment of the 2300 bucks i'm being taxed on for the LOAN, not THE BAILOUT, uncle sam is so kindly giving me.
The money I lost in sirius this year ain't gonna cover that. But hay, that was my own choice to buy into that company. Who knew the FCC would delay a vote? Oh yeah, special interest Clear Channel knew, and they forgot to tell me.
Anyways, the chinese are rich. The crown prince of sand up my arse is rich. Maybe they can go to dubai and stay in that hotel that's 13 Grand a night. They'd even save on the airfare I can't afford by driving to Dubai on their nickel a gallon gas while I'm freezing my arse off because I can't afford to heat my house.
So for my 700 Billion. I think I'd rather invest it here. I'd maybe buy up some land in americas heartland. Think I can get 700 million acres for 700 billion dollars? If i could. I'd hire american farmer and american workers. I'd grow all the corn, and wheat, and sugar cane I could. I'd have so much in crops that i could have ethonal on tap. I could heat my house, drive my car, feed my livestock and have enough left over to get everyone in america rip roaring drunk 24/7.... 365 days. And i'd even make corona for oopps.
With my leftovers.... lets just say i'd charge quadruple for everything that doesn't grow in the sand or in the rice patty fields.
Show of hands.... Aye or Nay.
My 700B plan
Have Ole george borrow 700 billion from china,
Divide it up equally between 300 million americans, and cut me a check for 2300 bucks, mine and everybody elses personal tax on this plan.
The 2300 bucks doesn't come close to covering what i lost on sirius this year because the FCC WOULDN'T EVEN VOTE.... on a merger.... for well over a year.
So i'll take my 2300 bucks, and call my friend, the crown prince of sand up my arse and ask him how many gallon of gas and home heating oil i can buy if i'm buying 2300 bucks at once. Maybe, because i'm buying in bulk I can get me a nice 10% off.... You know, like a doorbuster sale price at Sears.
Then i'll still have to figure out how to heat my house and drive my car because even at 10% off, i'm still going to come up way short. And oh yeah, 1 owe my first monthly installment of the 2300 bucks i'm being taxed on for the LOAN, not THE BAILOUT, uncle sam is so kindly giving me.
The money I lost in sirius this year ain't gonna cover that. But hay, that was my own choice to buy into that company. Who knew the FCC would delay a vote? Oh yeah, special interest Clear Channel knew, and they forgot to tell me.
Anyways, the chinese are rich. The crown prince of sand up my arse is rich. Maybe they can go to dubai and stay in that hotel that's 13 Grand a night. They'd even save on the airfare I can't afford by driving to Dubai on their nickel a gallon gas while I'm freezing my arse off because I can't afford to heat my house.
So for my 700 Billion. I think I'd rather invest it here. I'd maybe buy up some land in americas heartland. Think I can get 700 million acres for 700 billion dollars? If i could. I'd hire american farmer and american workers. I'd grow all the corn, and wheat, and sugar cane I could. I'd have so much in crops that i could have ethonal on tap. I could heat my house, drive my car, feed my livestock and have enough left over to get everyone in america rip roaring drunk 24/7.... 365 days. And i'd even make corona for oopps.
With my leftovers.... lets just say i'd charge quadruple for everything that doesn't grow in the sand or in the rice patty fields.
Show of hands.... Aye or Nay.
