Musky curse remover

gonfishn

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Barlow was asking me about about our long lost friend DerWood..So here it is..<br /><br />I had to go way back to find Derwoods Curse remover that he did for me long time past..Don't know where the Master ShoaFin Priest went but here goes..(in his words)<br /><br />HHMMMMMMMM....A curse remover....as you are well aware of the curse cast upon me a spell of hex-be-gone will be a tough one....let me see. <br /><br />THE LOST MUSKIE HUNTERS PLEA<br /><br />Last suns ray and first moons light, lift from them this rednecks plight.<br /><br />Their boats must sail and their spirits fly free, cast this spell off them towards me.<br /><br />I suffer the plight of Muskies lost, no reason for them to pay the cost, it's me you want, make this a final decree, let all the innocent fisherman be.<br /><br />They've done their part, with no ill will, burnt their cups of scale and line refills.<br /><br />All precautions taken, no sweat unspent, all they wish is their poles be bent, for a day or a night, just one last great fight, please dear FISH GODS, keep their lines tight.<br /><br />Gonefishen's boat has sat too long without the sound of his Musky reel drags song, so please let it sail, winds at his back, keep this ghost ship far from his masts.<br /><br />The albatross of luck to follow they need, out to sea with all of gods speed, drop this curse, bad luck must pass, why not spend all your time chasen my a$$.<br /><br />...................................................<br /><br />Well there ya go Gonefishen, thats all i got. there after me anyway. yall should'nt have to endure my bad luck so with self sacrifice i asked the fish gods to spare their wrath. They are my problem now.<br /><br />farwell all ye fisherman. now my boat is sure to go down. <br /><br />doomedwood <br /><br />--------------------<br />Zen fishing.....be one with the lure. The ShoaFin priest.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Musky curse remover

Sorry, but could not pass on the opportunity to post one of my all time favorites by the ShoaFin priest.<br />Just so you will know what is getting blessed.<br />
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<br />_______________________________________________<br />Well I'm glad it's finaly finished....Yall been holden it awhile now....I would expect your eyes got gold fish swimmen around in em....hope you are'nt waiten on me to dedicate it before you try it out ....I'd better get this done just in case. <br /><br />How to dedicate....Hmmm....<br /><br />A man is the king of his castle and his castle is his home.... and since you can't have either without a throne....we'ed better get started now, no time to delay....h#ll no, we can't wait for tommorow...we NEED this today!! <br /><br />A Pile of wood, a hammer and nail's....not to mention that dang black bear's tail....some blood, some sweat and a few long tears will guarantee this house will stand for years.<br /><br />Where to start....in front or out back, to the left or to the right....it should'nt be too far or hard to find at night....Its location is important, its purpose is grand, no less important for a woman than for a man.<br /><br />The hole has been dug and the walls are all up....heck we even went as far as to put a roof on this hut....with that all done a door must be hung to keep out the bears and keep in the dung.<br /><br />All thats left now is the finnishing touch...toilet paper, magizenes, air freshiner and such...A fine looking poopshed, fit for a king....a place to read to think and to sing....so I dedicate this poem to pin on the wall, in hopes that it brings a smile to one and to all.<br /><br />Good luck and I hope everything comes out alright.<br /><br />Derwood.
 

gonfishn

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Re: Musky curse remover

Those who have been to the homestead will attest to the shoafin retreat hanging proudly on the outhouse..<br />Those of you who have had the honor to use it should remember it always..The outhouse is infamous now..lol
 

Barlow

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Re: Musky curse remover

:D :D Too funny! I am enlightened now! :cool:
 
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DJ

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I sure do miss Derwood, and his nunmerous "wood" aliases.
 
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