heycods
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A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.<br />He gets in, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."<br /> Passenger: "Who?"<br /> Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Frank every single time."<br /> Passenger: "Yeah. But there are always a few clouds over everybody."<br /> Cabbie: "Not Frank.<br /> He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, danced like a Broadway star, and you should have heard him play the piano."<br /> Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"<br /> Cabbie: "There's more.......<br /> He had a mind like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."<br /> Passenger. "Wow, some incredible guy"<br /> Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me. I always seem to get stuck in them."<br /> "Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."<br /> Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. And he's never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too."<br /> Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"<br /> Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."<br /> Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"<br /> Cabbie: "I married his widow."
