Mow the grass

[Larry Carnahan]

Told the wife I am going Striper fishing in Chesapeake Bay this weekend, Flounder fishing in Chincoteague next weekend, Smallmouth fishing in Lake Erie the third weekend. So much fishing, so little time. She said not to forget that the grass needs mowed before I can do any fishing. She just does not understand.

 

[LadyFish]

Re: Mow the grass

She needs to learn how to fish in order to completely understand. Then she would hire to have the yard done.

 

[PAkev]

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GEE DADDY,<br /><br />You don't know how good you have it if cutting the grass is the only objection your wife puts on you for galavanting all over the place to hook into a few fish.<br /><br />My wife has new kitchen cabinets and countertop ordered and has told me no fishing or boating until the new cabinets are installed. This is in addition her normal expectations of all my other household maintenance responsibilities.<br /><br />Kevin

 

[FLATHEAD]

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Hey Kev could you keep it down a little!! I dont want my wife to get any ideas.

 

[jimr]

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just tell her to come out and you will show her how to use the mower and weedeater. put your foot down but be careful cause its gonna hurt real bad when she stomps on it <br />I was going to go out today but ended up mowing the lawn,weedeating tilling the garden and straightening up the mess she was calling a flower garden oh well off thursday till next tuesday so look out fish here i come

 

[JB]

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Hmmmm.<br /><br />. . . . "and if you don't shut up about that #$%^& lawn I will buy a $%^&* goat!". .. .<br /><br />Don't live with the brakes on, G-Daddy. Life is too short.

 

[KeltonKrew]

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LF,<br /><br />be careful.....you're close to me and you could be in danger <br /><br />why can't all wives have your outlook!<br /><br />dang, the hard luck

 

[PAkev]

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Make sure you make things quite clear or else you may find yourself in some serious hot water:<br /><br />Wife comes home from shopping one day and sees note from husband.........<br />Went for STRIPPERS - be home later tonight.<br /><br />Husband comes home with a big smile on his face after a record catch..........<br />only to find a few suitcases where he usually parks the boat.

 

[Old Jarhead]

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Thanks guys, for reminding me why I'm SINGLE...

 

[JasonJ]

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Guess I must be lucky. I tell the better half I am going fishing and she just tells me to have fun.

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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Woke up real early....rolled over and said to the wife,"fishing or sex?"....she said to make sure I bring my sunscreen

 

[nimmor]

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Just walk around really cranky and in a bad mood. Then your wife will tell you, " why don't you go fishing or something but just get out of here".