more on women.

[rolmops]

A husband and wife drive along a country lane.They are not talking,they just had a fight.<br />They pass by a barn with pigs and cows and the still angry husband asks her "relatives of yours?"<br />She answers "yes,they are my inlaws".<br />The same couple decides to go to marriage counseling and the therapist asks the husband "Can you tell me what your wife's favorite flower is?"<br />He answers:"Honey, that's Pillsbury isn't it?"

 

[spratt]

Re: more on women.

Guy married, and on the way home, being a man of few words, when the horse stumbled He yelled "That's one!!!". The new wife glanced at him but said nothing. After a distance further, the horse stumbled and jarred the carriage again, and the man yelled "That's two!!!" Again the bride held her piece but just looked on. further down the road, the horse tripped and nearly fell, causing the carriage to nearly flip over. The guy yells "Alright, that's three!!" and taking the shotgun out of the carriage behind him, shoots the horse dead. This is more than the new bride can take, so she complains to the husband and he turns to her and yells "That's one!!!"

 

[brother chris]

Re: more on women.

 

[Bassy]

Re: more on women.

Can anyone spell "Half"?

 

[rolmops]

Re: more on women.

As in "better"?

 

[achris]

Re: more on women.

How about 1/2.