revertmastec
Petty Officer 1st Class
- Joined
- Nov 16, 2001
- Messages
- 279
BLONDE ON THE SUN <br /><br />A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. <br /><br />The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" <br /><br />The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" <br /><br />The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" <br /><br />The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.<br />You can't land on the sun, you idiot! <br /><br />You'll burn up!" said the Russian. <br /><br />To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" <br /><br /><br />IN A VACUUM <br /><br />A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. <br /><br />It was her turn.<br /><br />She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. <br /><br />Her question was: If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" <br /><br />She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"<br /><br /><br />FINAL EXAM <br /><br />The blonde reported for her university final examination that consisted of yes/no type questions. <br /><br />She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes for Heads, and No for Tails. <br /><br />Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out. <br /><br />During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. <br /><br />The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.<br />"I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers." <br /><br /><br />THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR<br /><br />A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. <br /><br />She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house.<br /><br />A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. <br /><br />Angrily back into the house she went. <br /><br />As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. <br /><br />Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" <br /><br />To which she replied, "There certainly is!" <br /><br />My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
