Zero Gravity<br />When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered<br />that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this<br />problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $8 million developing a<br />pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface<br />including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to<br />over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due<br />again--enjoy paying them.<br /><br /><br />Our Constitution<br />"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't<br />we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,<br />it's worked for over 200 years and, we're not using it anymore."<br /><br /><br />Ten Commandments<br />The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a<br />Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not<br />Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of<br />lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work<br />environment.
