SpinnerBait_Nut
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"What Time Is It?"<br /><br />A blonde is walking down the street and stops<br />a man to ask for the time.<br /><br />The man, looking at his watch, helpfully responds,<br />"Why, certainly! The time is now four o'clock."<br /><br />The blonde scratches her head and says, "You<br />know, it's really weird. I've been asking people that<br />question all day long, and each time I get a different<br />answer!"<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Blonde Hostess"<br /><br />A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde<br />gathering, and his hostess naturally broached<br />the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.<br /><br />"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked,<br />"how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody<br />who appears completely normal?"<br /><br />"That's easy," he replied. "You ask them a simple<br />question which everyone should be able to answer<br />with no trouble. If they hesitate, that puts you on<br />the right track."<br /><br />"What sort of question would you ask, Doctor?"<br /><br />"Well, you might ask him..."Captain Cook made<br />three trips around the world and died during one<br />of them. Which one?'"<br /><br />The blonde thought a moment, then said with a<br />nervous laugh - "You wouldn't happen to have<br />another example would you? I must confess I<br />don't know much about history."
